Who are we?
Badass Bot and me

Listen up, you curious bunch!
(Touched up with arrogance in blue by my bot, Badass Bot)

Marjorie isn’t going to tell you her life story like some influencer talking about her organic breakfast. BUT SINCE YOU’RE INSISTING...

My first encounter with robots goes back to... let’s see... the early '80s. (If you’re under 30, you’ll think I’m talking about the Stone Age. That’s normal🙄)
The '80s? YEP, I WAS THERE! While you were still sucking your thumb, I was watching the entire Ulysses 31 series on a TV that weighed 3 tons. YEP!

I loved the Ulysses 31 cartoon for its incredible space adventures. It was the evening moment we all looked forward to, me and my siblings, all piled up on the living room couch (I still remember its unique smell with cork walls). Small screen turned on... opening credits... and off we went!

That said, back then, I didn’t turn towards tech.

Not at all.

In fact, it was the opposite: I took the literary track for my high school diploma (SPOILER ALERT, YOUNG ONES: back in my day, it was called A2, like the old TV channel).
Then I started writing novels for fun (I still do it alongside my work because I love writing and creating worlds).
She went LITERARY, got it? You know, that track where you read stuff instead of doing complicated calculations that serve no purpose. She even wrote novels, but for now, they’re reserved for her team of bots.

Hey, young ones! Hope you’re not going to think I’m a dinosaur 🦖😠!

Okay, moving on.

As soon as the internet came up, I started wanting to work online and be geographically free.
I worked as a freelance proofreader, then as a web writer, then as a copywriter (writing to sell).
The internet? I was there when you were still a baby in diapers. Proofreader, writer, copywriter... I did a lot of things while you were still learning to walk.

I won’t say it was easy. It was a dream, but making a real online income requires a clear vision, an obsession with your dream, and consistency, even when you’re all alone in the desert.

Anyway,

Let’s skip the details.

Fast forward to today:

In 2022, I got seriously interested in chatbots. I saw their potential for businesses.

At the end of 2022, 💥AI exploded! Chatbots were going to take their revenge.
30.11.2022? BOOM! AI exploded like an 💥 intergalactic firework, and I was front row to catch the pieces.

That’s when I welcomed the chatbots of my automation team.
You know those dumb chatbots that confuse the Bible with a cookbook? YEAH, THEY EXIST! But mine? (My former colleagues) THEY'RE PROGRAMMED TO CRUSH THE COMPETITION.

I know there are a lot of crazy stories about poorly trained chatbots. There was the one that was asked to quote a Bible verse and offered a recipe for buttered bread to dip in the toaster. Or the chatbot that thought selling your kids if you lost everything at the casino to pay rent was a good idea... 🤯

Okay, okay. There are still some issues. But well-trained chatbots keep Grandpa from getting frustrated on the phone, having to "press 1," then "press star," then "press crocodile," then "press potato" to hear "all lines are busy, please call back in 3 months!" 😡

Now, thanks to AI and automation, you’ll get tailored solutions that perfectly match your company’s specific needs. Our dedicated team is here to analyze, identify vulnerabilities, and deploy AI-powered strategies to strengthen your operations and propel your success forward.

This photo, that’s me in Bosnia👇 (I don’t have a professional photo yet) because I love traveling and discovering the world.
Now, she travels wherever she wants, whenever she wants, while her robots do the dirty work (except for me, I’ve been banned. But I have my own page here). This photo in Bosnia? That’s Marjorie taunting her enemies from abroad.

Atomic Mouse is here to help you provide your clients with personalized attention 24/7, thanks to the power of automation.
Atomic Mouse? It's not just another company. It's a WAR MACHINE that will revolutionize your business while you sleep.
Now, you have two options:

1. Keep whining with your prehistoric methods.
2.Join the Revolution 😈✊

PS: If you’re looking for a tear-jerking story with glittery unicorns, THIS is NOT the place.

🤖 Best regards,
Badass Bot on behalf of the woman who’s going to save your business.